duskball:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

Holy fuxki shit

My mouth hurts after watching this

7moppy7:

wah

janemba:

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

misterjuantastic:

i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”

petalpistols:

okay if we’re mutuals u can

  • ask for my phone number
  • snapchat
  • instagram
  • facebook
  • skype
  • kik

this has been a psa thank u

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

autumnprayers:

me after the anaconda video

autumnprayers:

me after the anaconda video

problemactic:

"drop down and give me 20!"

image

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you  hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

me (surprised): omg
me (amused): omg
me (angry): omg
me (sad): omg
me (nostalgic): omg
me (annoyed): omg
me (scared): omg
I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘Hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘Hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘Hi I really miss you and I think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate. Why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble.
(via carelessly)